Wednesday, February 28, 2007

13 February 2007
A little jaded the morning is spent sorting out washing as the contents of my bag smell ‘fouler than a bucket of smashed crabs’ (thanks to Tom for the use of one of his favourite sayings). A lazy old day and off for lunch round the hectic streets of Douala trying not to get run over. Back to the German Seaman’s mission in the evening for sausage and chips.

14 February 2007

The postman has clearly got lost so I give up waiting and join the rest of the group sorting out flights to Ethiopia. For some strange reason a flight to Addis is £430 while a flight to Cairo stopping in Addis is £370…..we book the latter and I then head off for the German Seamen’s mission which has a pool and will serve as a base for a few of us until the 20th when we fly to Addis. Others have opted for the beach or Mount Cameroon – which at 4095 metres is an active volcano and not a climb for the feint hearted. Only Tom and John R are keen to take it on! Barking! Stu and Dylan have dropped what’s left of the truck off at the docks as it leaves on the boat for blighty on the 18th…. Not quite sure why we are here so early but that’s one for Overland club to answer or avoid as the case may be! Total journey distance to date 13,479km! 11 weeks gone, 14 or 15 to go!

15-18 February 2007

Not a lot to report. Should have mentioned that Alan left on the 13th. All very sad to see him go but he has decided to go home for a month before joining the Oasis Overland tour in Eastern Africa. I would not be surprised if we bump into him on the journey south. We will certainly recognise the king of bling from the garish outfits he has bought on his trip across West Africa…..not sure which was my favourite….the shiny purple caftan, the green and vanilla tie dye batak or the fluorescent yellow rug with thousands of silver sequins.

Alan at his most active while travelling down the Niger at New Year.

Dylan left for Wales on the 16th. Top bloke and excellent driver. Not sure how he has managed some of the roads or the long days in the heat but he will have certainly earned the fry up he was looking forward to in Heathrow. I will miss doing mock Brigitte rants at him out of the window and the good natured abuse I always got back in return. I was going to put in a photo of Dylan but can't find a better one than the one with the Chicken head at the start of the Dogon tour. Well worth a look for those who have not seen it before.

The rest of the time at the Seaman’s Mission has been spent topping up on food during operation fat (wasting away….if you believe that?), either way lots of steak and sausage and the odd lager has been taken on board. Trying to drink lots more water as well as the heat and the aircon both dehydrate.

The possible highlight of our time here has been the twenty or so Cameroon seamen who, in bright orange suits, went through there safety drills in the pool yesterday. I really hope the boats are safe as not one of them seemed to be able to swim, even with a buoyancy aid on. One of them could not do a width of the pool giving up after 3 yards and walking the rest of the way across (and it’s a very small pool!). Lots of shouting, laughter and splashing around though and very entertaining. Apart from that it’s very quiet….Michelle, Dave and I are at the Seamen’s Mission while Stu and Cindy are across at the Catholic Mission. The rest are due back tomorrow when a few more farewells will be said (and lagers drunk).

19 February 2007

Having had a dodgy stomach for a few days and a little time to spare I bite the bullet and run the gauntlet of going to the Doctor’s. £6 for a consultation where I am not sure he really tells me anything but prescribes some rehydration salts and a couple more antibiotics also ordering a couple of tests which is in an annex to the clinic that is a taxi ride away. When I finally make it there they tell me the blood urine and stool tests cost £71….. what a bargain….had I been anywhere else but Africa I would not have bothered but thought it better to be safe than sorry. I hand over the money and the necessary samples and arrange for the results to be e-mailed to me given that I fly out to Addis Abeba the following morning. I ask what they are looking for and am told they check for various amoeba, Typhoid and Malaria. Convinced I have none of these I head for a pharmacy and the hotel.

Feeling generally better about life Dave and I decide to get lunch at the shack down the road. Now with hindsight it might not have been such a good idea to eat from a shack but Dave has been here several times before and reports are good. Fish and plenty of greens hit the spot but within 2 hours I am lying on my bed with severe diarrhoea which is followed a few hours later by the now usual bout of vomiting. Top fun and wonder if I can get my money back on the rehydration sachet. Not the best final evening before the end of the first part of the trip but such is life.

20 February 2007

Linda at her happiest and most positive!!!

Wake feeling much better and get sorted for the flight from Douala to Addis. Despite reports that it is possible to drive trough Chad and Sudan we have, quite rightly, opted for the safe option of flying over these potential troublespots. After saying farewell to Linda it’s a short taxi ride to the airport and we check in keen to emphasise that we are staying in Addis for the night so do not want our bags going to Cairo (as it says on our tickets). After getting prime seats at the front of the plane we sit for over an hour while they try to fix the aircon. Eventually we are kicked back off the plane and sit in the departure lounge for an hour watching various men in suits run around replacing the aircon unit. There are slight concerns when a group of passengers get out prayer mats and start praying in the direction of the plane but they are not nervous fliers just strict Muslims facing due west. We eventually take off 3 hours late and with the time difference it is nearly midnight when we land in Ethiopia. Given that it was cheaper to book tickets for Cairo we are treated like transit passengers and given a hotel for the night. Pretty handy really as we had not chance of finding our own accommodation at 2 in the morning. With Cindy heading on to Johannesburg we say our farewells. With John also leaving for Cairo the following morning the group is a bit glum as they have been such a huge part of the tour, always solid, positive, hard working and most of all good fun to be around. A crucial attribute when you are cooped up on a truck for three months.

Cindy on the canopy walk in Ghana!

John checking out a length of rope at Vollubulis (Morocco)

21 February 2007

We are woken at 6.30 by an alarm call from reception to remind us that the bus leaves at 7.45 for the airport and our flight to Cairo. The hotel is only booked for half a day so get up and go for breakfast before returning to the room to pack. One of the hotel staff bangs on the door repeatedly saying we must go as the bus is going. I explain that we have visas (bargain at $20) and are staying in Ethiopia. He leaves only to return twice more, each time more agitated than the last. When I leave the room at 8 he comes flying up the stairs, grabs my bags and starts running downstairs towards the bus. I eventually wrestle my bag back off him and join the rest of the group in reception while we try to find the hotel we are supposed to be meeting our new driver at. After a couple of hours we get a call with directions towards the Israeli embassy and pile into a mini bus. Not sure it is the best idea to ask for directions to the Israeli embassy in a largely Muslim country but we get away with it and find the small hotel which only has 7 or 8 very basic rooms. The good news though is that with 17 Birr to the £ and 3 Birr for a beer and 7 for a meal Ethiopia already has won a fair few hearts and minds. Feeling well enough for alcohol again the evening is spent in the bar with food ordered from the restaurant down the road (same owner). Beef curry and rice for 30 birr and 3 birr a beer is not the trickiest equation and I am sure the majority of you can work out what they add up to!

22 February 2007

Wake up on the floor of the room Tom and I are sharing having lost the toss of a coin for the double bed. A little dry mouthed and lightly fuzzy we head for the delights of the Abyssinia café over the road where a colossal 7 Birr (40p) is spent on a cup of clove tea (fantastic stuff), a coffee, a danish and a doughnut. We then pick up Su, Michelle and Fran and grab a taxi into central Addis. At 7000 feet Addis is a good deal cooler than we have been used to off late and it makes a refreshing change to walk around in a climate similar to Britain in early May. We head to the National Museum where we meet Lucy who at 3.2 million years old is the oldest skeleton uncovered anywhere in the world. We suspect that Tom has a thing for older women but Lucy was not at her best and even Tom has to draw the line somewhere. Fran is quite happy though as she has found someone that she is taller than although both have bits missing. Lots of other artefacts and fossils and plenty of stuff relating to Haile Silasse including his throne.

The rest of Addis is not too spectacular but has a very nice relaxed feel to it even with a population over 5 million. Everyone is amazingly friendly and everything is fantastically cheap. We walk for several kilometres, stopping for lunch before eventually finding the Merkato (market) – reputedly the largest in Africa. Thousands of stalls and a very busy and daunting place selling everything under the sun. Every plastic container you can imagine, gym weights made from iron bars with massive cogs welded on the ends and thousands of spices. We fail to find the Kalashnikov stall or the men who make sandals out of old tyres, heading back to the hotel and our new truck which arrived just before lunch courtesy of Peter our Kenyan driver. The new truck is a great improvement on the previous one although there are a few windows missing after a volley of stones as Peter drove through the night in Northern Kenya and Southern Ethiopia. A block of eight seats to the rear has glass to all sides giving excellent views and at the front is a padded and very comfy u-shaped seat. It may sound odd but the fact that the kitchen equipment and tables are all clean and relatively new is a huge bonus. Simple pleasures!

Peter is an instant hit. A typically relaxed African male, he has loads to tell about Ethiopia, Kenya, Tanzania etc and we spend the next few hours sat chatting while sampling the local ales. After another fine spread of local food from the restaurant down the road the subject turns to alcohol strength. Peter is convinced that Tusker (a Kenyan ale) is stronger at 4.5% than the Ethiopian St. George’s (also 4.5%) because it comes in a bigger bottle…..the idea being that the bottle gets weaker as you drink it….hence half a bottle is only 2.25%. We spend several hours trying to explain ABV etc to him but to no avail, he just thinks we are trying to hoodwink him and just keeps shaking his head with a wide grin.

23 February 2007

Egg and Bacon sarnies for breakfast. A rare treat!

Su is not so well and suspects she has the same bug I have just seen off so I volunteer to accompany her to the hospital. Yes, it was nice of me! She is seen fairly quickly at first but we then wait for an hour and a half for the Doctor to show. Not too much of a hardship as The Last Samurai and Gorillas in the Mist are showing on a TV in every single department. Arriving just before ten we finally leave after 3 with little to show for the wait but a few pills. Back to camp to meet the rest of the group and the return of the truck which has had the windows repaired and looks a lot cleaner.

24 February 2007

An early morning haircut (he wanted 5 birr but I beat him up to 10) and then I pack my stuff on the new truck. We head north out of Addis with a view to getting across the Brunel gorge. Peter has told us that it takes two hours to cross the gorge and on arrival at the viewing platform it is easy to see why….it’s absolutely vast with very steep sides. Before we descend to the valley floor we stop off at the Debre Libanos Monastery. An impressive place set high on the valley side. As we arrive we are given the rules re entry which basically dictates no smoking, no menstruating women and no-one who has had sex in the last 48 hrs. In the end it is the 50 birr charge and none of the other odder rules that sees us get back on the truck. After one more quick stop to admire the view we free wheel, with the engine off, all the way down to the valley floor. This takes an hour before we cross the bridge over the Blue Nile and head back up the other side and onto a hotel for the night (rooms are as cheap as camping round here so it’s beds all round although the en suite is a bucket shower). Tom and I decide to hit the town but only manage to find one pub with any life (and that’s just the TV with some shocking Ethiopian music channel) in what is effectively a lorry park. Not sure I have been anywhere quite like this before and we certainly stand out. Return to our beds relatively quickly for an early start the following morning.

25 February 2006

Breakfast at six! Yes that’s SIX in the Morning! Stunning sun rise although this is clouded by the glut of carbon monoxide fumes coming from a pick up truck whose engine is being constantly revved by the driver. Leaving at 7 we cover the next 350km relatively comfortably. The drive as ever is not entirely incident free. The electrics and horn took a pounding on the journey from Nairobi to Addis and neither are functioning too well so without a horn or indicators we are unable to give the usual warnings to those around us. On many roads this would be ok but the Ethiopian definition of road awareness is to stand in the middle of the road with your back to oncoming traffic. How we miss the various pedestrians, cattle, goats etc that choose to attempt suicide is beyond me and very much down to Peter’s abilities as a driver. At one point an overtaking truck cause us to slam to a hault a matter of inches behind a petrified donkey and cart. A little later on two men carrying a 20ft stick decide to chance it and run across in front of the truck which is rapidly bearing down upon them. I think the decision was taken by the bloke at the front who decided he could make it but did not allow for the twenty feet of wood behind him or the bank on the other side of the road. In the end we run over the last foot or so and are lucky not to cause any lasting damage to the shoulder or collar bone of the increasingly pale looking log bearer.

Forget what you might think of Ethiopia. What we see is thankfully not the barren wasteland pictured in famine relief videos of the 80s. The uplands we are driving through are a patchwork of relatively fertile looking farms with cattle, goats and donkeys everywhere. The whole population seems busy driving livestock, walking along the road with masses of straw perched on their heads or carrying baskets of dung for fuel. We start to suspect a conspiracy by the tourist board as the scene of rural idyll with herdsman propped on staffs, tending livestock and dressed in traditional dress repeats itself again and again. The only reminder of the past in the area we cover is the odd Russian looking tank, now stripped bare and left to invading weeds and children.

We arrive in Bahar Dar in time for lunch and then head for the Blue Nile Falls. Time is precious as the dam that now sits next to the falls is not fully operational today and so we have a chance to see them at something resembling there best - which is apparently rare at this time of year. Tom, Fran and I choose to walk the full loop getting a boat back across the Nile before returning to our hotel on the banks of 3600km sq. Lake Tana, the source of the Blue Nile. Manage to catch a great punch up at the end of the Chelsea v Arsenal Carling Cup Final and the evening is again spent in the bar talking to a mad Croatian Geologist (too much politics and religion – lots of talk about Tito and Stalin!) and once again revisiting the debate about ABV with Peter (who is increasingly being known as Mr 4.5%) before retiring to our new and much roomier A-frame tents. A proper ground sheet and more relative luxury even if they take a little more time putting up.

The Blue Nile Falls!

A curious bird the Pelican, its beak can hold more than its belly can!

26 February 2007

One rather happy Ethiopian fisherman in his leaky papyrus boat!

Up early for a tour of Lake Tana, a visit to some of the 29 monastery’s that sit on the 37 islands of the lake, which date back to between the 11th and 16th centuries. Perhaps not quite what we had hope but the final island certainly had a chilled vibe although the decision to replace the roof of the circular wooden church with corrugated iron is again a disappointment. Heading back to the hotel via the source of the Blue Nile we spot a hippo wallowing in the shallow waters….not a bad morning all in all even if we got a bit soaked heading back into the wind.

Caring for siblings starts at a young age in Ethiopia......

Another good lunch sat looking out over the lake, watching the Weaver birds, Pelicans, Hornbills and Cormorants that frequent the rather lush gardens of the hotel. Tough old life. Lunch consists of Injera, which is served with most traditional Ethiopian dishes and is a large (14 inch) round flat national ‘Bread’ prepared with the indigenous Ethiopan cereal, left yeast and water. It usually ferments for about 3 days and is then baked so it resembles a large pancake. Add to this some Berberi sauce (a hot mix of a range of spices), various chick pea potato and other mixes and you have one great meal. Unfortunately, because it is lent, (like Wednesdays and Fridays throughout the year) this is a fasting period so most Ethiopians do not eat any animal products including egg, milk and cheese….the menu therefore reflects this although lamb is available for the less devout amongst us.

The afternoon is spent typing up my blog as computer problems (wretched thing keeps shutting down) have prevented me doing any typing whilst on the move.

At Dinner Tom reports that his Mum (who reads this blog to keep tabs on her wayward son) thinks my trip revolves around upgrading to nice hotels, pastries and alcohol…..I would at this point like to refute this but fear I am not in a position to do so. All I can say to Mrs Greenfield is that your son regularly follows in my footsteps. Can I take this opportunity to mention a few other relatives of fellow travellers who have time to waste to read this rubbish….. all friends of Dave, Big Mo Pauly, Aunty Anna, Anne Ganderton and Dickie as well as a big hello to Fred Mitchell. Would be lovely to hear from you all and happy to pass any messages on. I will endeavour to include mentions and photos of your loved ones as and when the opportunity arises. Needless to say they are all doing you proud…although Tom does have his moments.

The evening is spent in a local bar which the manager of the hotel takes us to. A tiny place the size of a small living room it is packed with people sitting round watching traditional Ethiopian dancing, a man on drums and on man wearing what looks like traditional Scottish attire, with the bandiest legs you have ever seen, plays a jig on a small instrument with a bow that looks more like a bow saw. The results are all very impressive but the dancing almost impossible to master. The basic technique is to get your hips and shoulders to tremble while at the same time shaking your head around like a demented chicken. Tom is first on the floor to try this and the results are so bad that the rest of us are confident enough to get up and prove we can do better. The results are pretty comical to say the least and finishes with a sort of dancing joust with the male dancer who is keen to show all of us how poor we are with a staring competition thrown in for good measure. The only annoying aspect of the evening was when the lead singer introduced the English amongst us as the twins of America….quite a lot of anti American feeling in Ethiopia. You could almost think they had got there foreign policy wrong at some point??!!!

PS It's the Julian calendar here so days start at 6 o'clock....this means that five o'clock Ethiopian time is 11 in the morning in English time. All very confusing. The real bonus is that it's the 20th of June 1999 here which means I am 32 again in 9 days time.....trust me I do plan to party like it's 1999! Back to the Future in real life!

Thursday, February 08, 2007

It's a jungle out there!

8 February 2007

You know it’s hot and humid when the Australians start to wilt in the heat. Even the slightest movement results in the sweat running off every part of you body. Lots of fluids taken on board while we sit outside the Cameroon consulate waiting for our visas. Once again there are a few hoops to jump through. $100 to cough up, copies of the vehicle certificates (from everybody!) and a letter from each of us saying why we would like to visit Cameroon. Eventually we leave Stu to it and head back to camp for a shower and some shade. The rest of the day is spent organising packs, reading and then uploading my blog as I discover some kind sole has a wireless connection nearby.

9 February 2007

Wake at 3 in the morning as the first drops rain lie on my face as I sleep with my head hanging out of my tent (its cooler that way!). Not having seen a drop of rain since 9 December its all pretty exciting. Within seconds the rain is torrential and the lightning and thunder right overhead with forks and flashes every other second. I dive for the truck as the windows are open and my laptop is on charge. The truck is not in the slightest bit weather proof and the rain pours through the windows even when they are shut and locked (sealant required me thinks). End up sleeping on the truck as the first foot of my tent is under two inches of water.

Head for Cameroon but progress is halted as a bridge has collapsed. Instead we head north stopping at a petrol station on the way where there is a truck from Brasschaat parked up. For those not in the know this is where my friends Paul and Gill lived for a few years and is a relatively small town just outside Antwerp. Despite scouring the petrol station I am unable to find the owner Jan Joris.

Back on the road we cover the distance to the border in good time, climbing into the hills and jungle. The border with Cameroon runs along the Mfum river and as we await our stamps from both sides we see a range of posters encouraging awareness and the protection of the Cross River Gorilla. Alas no sitings!

The Mfum River

Once on the Cameroon side we realise why the road is so infamous with reports of the next 65km taking anything between 4 hours and 4 days to cover depending on the rain. The road is just a mud track and what’s worse is that the major component is clay….always fun in the wet especially in a two wheel drive, 17 ton truck but more of that later.

We stop for half an hour at the border town of Ekok where Tom and I join the locals for a quick pint of Mutzig while we wait for the customs official to find the man who does the vehicle documents. Once this is sorted we manage to cover a few km in the next hour or so before turning down a track and setting up bush camp by the side of the road. A great night’s sleep as the air is a lot cooler at this altitude and even a cacophony of strange noises from the jungle around us cannot keep me awake. I have a new tent as well as the old one died….poles snapped and roof sagging badly. So much space!

10 February 2007

A quiet day on the road…..fat chance! Within the first half hour we are stuck in the mud. We get out in torrential rain to try and use the sand mats to ease us forward but to no avail. The main exhaust box has collapsed and has lodged under the truck in the mud. We spend a couple of ours in torrential rain working this free and manage to edge the truck four or five yards forward before the storage lockers on the underside of the truck see us wedged once again. Not really a surprise when you see that the local cars have jacked up suspensions that give them more ground clearance than us. Truck fit for purpose….I think not. Still, it all adds to the fun. Luckily the rain stops and we are joined by a passing

(Pics...What's left of the exhaust, Stu emerging from the mud, very helpful Nigerian Pastors)

bunch of Nigerian pastors who help us jack the truck up and shovel mud from underneath while at the same time filling the trench in front of us with stones to give us a fighting chance of moving forward. A special mention at this point to Stu and Tom who spend several hours wedged in the tight space under the truck chiselling away at the rock and mud.

With everyone pushing and to the huge relief of all concerned we make it back on to a level part of the track and head on our way after stopping briefly for a quick photo shoot with our happy Nigerian helpers. The next 30 minutes or so is uneventful and we start to believe that we may make it to Mamfe before nightfall. Alas we turn a corner and four lorries are blocking the road….the first of which has a problem with its fuel injector. We sit for several hours fighting off the flies and lending various tools and bolts to the truck at the front of the queue before we are back on the move again. But not for long. Another quagmire and trench awaits and we run aground again….this time it takes us two hours to extricate ourselves. No time is lost though as we manage to catch up the last of the trucks before turning off and bushcamping for the night. The camp is attacked by a swarm of flying ants which pretty much get everywhere. A good excuse to have tea and go to bed although I can’t help but think that there was a little extra protein of the flying ant variety stirred into our evening meal.

11 February 2007

Not a lot of food left on the truck so a quick cup of tea and we are on the road, particularly happy to see the back of the campsite as we awoke to an infestation of black ants with rather large teeth! We head south and eventually make Mamfe. It has taken us 40 hours to cover the 65km from the border. With Mamfe comes a tarred road and a big cheer goes up on the truck, the biggest coming from Dylan in the driver’s seat. Unfortunately, as we leave Mamfe, the dirt road starts again and for the next 50km we are watching the road nervously as potential danger lurks round every corner. At one point we all get off the truck having witnessed the van in front almost roll and get stuck in the ditches ahead. We leave the truck in the capable hands of Dylan who, somehow, manages to negotiate the dips and banks in the road but not without the truck lurching from side to side and the heavy sound of scraping from the rear. Surprisingly the only damage is a couple of sheared bolts on the bracket that holds one of the spare wheels however the list of damage is now looking a tad worrying as we limp south to Douala…

Tail bar bent and sheared off (now stored under the floorboards)

One back window shattered and boarded up, the rest leak like a sieve when it rains

Rear right light unit and number plate broken off (stored on the truck)

No power steering

Stiff/failing accelerator pedal

Various seats collapsing

No exhaust (middle box etc left in the mud of the jungle in northern Cameroon)

Various scrapes, scratches etc….

10 battered passengers, one tired driver and a tour leader who needs/deserves a few days off! Especially after we beat the Aussies in the one day series finals!

Luckily the truck goes on the boat back to England in a couple of days although I suspect its value no longer matches the cost of the journey. It may be cheaper to post what’s left!

I just knew it….tempted fate with the last paragraph and we broke down as the accelerator wasn’t working properly. Two hours before we are back on the move and limping towards Douala, the idea being that as the road improves we will be able to go quicker…..unfortunately, while the road surface changes to tarmac it has disintegrated and potholes/craters await round every corner. One such hole jettisons Cindy into the roof leaving her more than a little nauseous, possibly concussed and with a strange tingling sensation across her face …. Ahh the joys of overlanding (footnote she is alright today the 12th she just has a stiff neck). Unable to travel on the road in the dark (can’t see the potholes) we go for a bit of mass trespass and while the initial welcome is less than friendly we persuade the locals to let us bushcamp. Tomato pasta for the third night running. Food a little scarce! Tasty though.

12 February 2007

Up early with a crowd of people round the truck watching our every move. Head off for Douala and once again progress is slow because of the state of the road, the state of the truck and the fact that we break down again….this time it’s a fuel problem but with a top up and help from a knowledgeable local to pump diesel through we are back on the road and make Douala around lunchtime scouring the hotels for rooms and eventually opting for the Eglise Envangelique Cameroon….. Not a bad place and a bed which is always welcome. We dump our stuff and then spend the next few hours emptying and cleaning everything on the truck All looking very impressive by the time we finish although as usual a couple of the lazier ones of the group manage to find a reason to opt out fairly quickly.

Arriving in Douala is a little odd as we are losing a few people and have plenty of time hear before flying to Addis Adaba in Ethiopia. We all feel a little demob happy and head for the German Seaman’s mission…. A nice place with a pool recommended for its sausages and lager. A very good night is had by all!

13 February 2007

A little jaded the morning is spent sorting out washing as the contents of my bag smell ‘fouler than a bucket of smashed crabs’ (thanks to Tom for the use of one of his favourite sayings). A lazy old day and off for lunch round the hectic streets of Douala trying not to get run over. Back to the German Seaman’s mission in the evening for sausage and chips.

14 February 2007

The postman has clearly got lost so I give up waiting and join the rest of the group sorting out flights to Ethiopia. For some strange reason a flight to Addis is £430 while a flight to Cairo stopping in Addis is £370…..we book the latter and I then head off for the German Seamen’s mission which has a pool and will serve as a base for a few of us until the 20th when we fly to Addis. Others have opted for the beach or Mount Cameroon – which at 4095 metres is an active volcano and not a climb for the feint hearted. Only Tom and John R are keen to take it on! Barking! Stu and Dylan have dropped what’s left of the truck off at the docks as it leaves on the boat for blighty on the 18th…. Not quite sure why we are here so early but that’s one for Overland club to answer or avoid as the case may be! Total journey distance to date 13,479km! 11 weeks gone, 14 or 15 to go!

Photos from Togo, Benin and Nigeria

Lizard sits on wall, ex parrots at the fetish market in Togo, stuck in the sand at Lome.
Paradise hotel in Calabar??, Goodbye from Togo, Maternity leave and Market place in Benin
Wiki Warm Springs (31 degrees), Monkey in a tree, Bushbuck, Hartesbok and transport in Nigeria (remember we were stopped for not having seatbelts!)

Its getting hotter!

Apologies for the lack of photos....wont let me upload them for some strange reason! Grrr! Will try and do separately at a later date.

23 January 2007

With little sign of the visas being ready I decide to focus on my blog and a bit of sleep so book myself a room in the local hotel (with aircon of course!). Little achieved in the day other than several films (all of which I have seen before) and lots of tennis and football…..do manage to puchase a circuit breaker and update my blog though which is increasingly taking on Frankensteinian proportions …. There can be little doubt that I have created a Monster….. Paul (aka Kingo) asked me the other day if I was planning to issue a CD so he could listen to it on the way to work (the inference being that he did not have the time to read it) ….. thought I had put enough photos in to keep him entertained and certainly no plans for a CD just yet….. at just under 17,000 words it’s getting a little chunky. Still only 4 months more to come!

24 and 25 January 2007

A clear break in protocol as I lump two days together…..the main reason being that not a lot happened…..I just sat in my air-conditioned hotel watching tennis (Nadal v Gonzalez etc….and catching up with all the football since Christmas. I understand that this might not necessarily be seen as embracing African culture and seeing Accra in all it’s glory but others have seen it and it does not have that much to offer to someone desperate for aircon and a flushing toilet…..oh and the food is good. I do venture out from the hotel but only for a couple of drinks with Alan (some very shady bars) and to go to the supermarket and stock up on chocolate and diet coke.

26 January 2007

Dawn brings the harsh realities of life in the real (hot) world. Leave the hotel after one last cooked breakfast and a walk round the bookshop over the road – all second hand stuff but it’s English and the shortage of books on the truck is starting to tell. We meet back up with the truck and head off in heavy traffic to the Nigerian embassy to pick up Dylan’s visa then it’s off east with the intention of bush camping close to the Togo border. After several hours on the road, one aborted attempt to stay at an overly expensive hotel (don’t try and lift electrical cables over the top of the truck – the insulation in Africa is not what it should be) and in fading light Stuart gets on the truck to announce that while he is not sure how it has happened, we appear to be at the border. While we would not normally try a border crossing this late (it normally takes to long) they are open till 10 and we decide to chance it. As luck would have it the crossing is pretty efficient with no no-man’s land and just a array of massive concrete structures to navigate through (none of which seem to serve a purpose). The main feature is the toilet on the Ghanaian side….1,000 cedi (6p) to use and he even gives you a couple of sheets of newspaper to use in the absence of any loo roll. Why anyone would sit on the toilets is beyond me….fairly sure there are several unusual and not so unusual African diseases you could contract in just a single sitting (not misspelt!). Right enough of that, toilets safely negotiated we cross through and are on Togolese soil by 9 o’clock and straight into the Capital, Lome, which sits right on the border and right on the coast. Finding campsites in the dark is not the easiest thing we have attempted on this trip and it is a good hour before we track one down that is suitable….the tell tale sign of the Oasis Overland truck gives it away a little. All the Oasis gang are asleep with reports that some on board have Malaria although tests have revealed that some of the ill one’s are all clear while some of those that feel fine have tested positive….very worrying all the same. Right on the beach but not a lot of air and a very sticky night after sampling a local beer with a late tea. A long old day but crossing the border without too much fuss is always a bonus.

27 January 2007

Humid beyond belief…..looked up humidity in the dictionary this morning and it just says ‘see Togo’! A bucket shower cools me down for a nano-second and then it’s as you were. Set off into the Capital Lome but get stuck in sand just outside the gate to the campsite - sandmats and an hour of digging and we are on our way.

Arriving in Lome we are flagged down by a Police motorcyclist and suspect we are in for the Togo slant on the traditional West African police game called ‘let’s con a tourist’. We are therefore very pleasantly surprised when this smiley faced officer just wants to give us an escort round Lome and show us the fetish market. Stopping all traffic for us we turn round and race across Lome stopping for nothing until we reach the Fetish market. We say goodbye to our very happy copper and go for a tour round the market which is much bigger than the one in Bamako. All the usual unpleasant items are on display from leopard and Parrot heads to Elephant’s feet (to be ground up for treatment of Elephantitis) and masses of skins, quills etc. More than a little worrying given how many of these animals are endangered both by poaching for skins and the bushmeat trade. Incidentally I read an article not so long ago that identified the bushmeat trade (and the millions of tonnes of wildlife involved per year) as a major facilitator in allowing diseases to mutate and attack humans rather than animals (hope that makes sense). Anyway I digress…. We are ushered into a small hut where we meet Limikpo Jacob the President du Marche des Fetiches (straight off the business card he gave Dave!). We are told that the majority of items on display in the main market are for tourists and that those in the know need to come and see him for the things that count….ebony seeds to put under your pillow to improve you memory, an erection stick (sure you can work that one out), a small stick with a bit of string wrapped round it that you talked to before going travelling and the love stick which you rubbed and said the name of the person you fancied 6 or 7 times and Bob’s yer Uncle your good to go!

Leave the Fetish market for a quick tour of the town but find a pizzeria (3rd in 5 days) and see very little of the rest of Lome before we head back to the Campsite for a dip in the sea (very strong rip tides and heavy waves so a walk long the beach is required to find somewhere safe!). Spend the evening sat round a table under the Palm trees yards from the sea drinking too much lager and talking a lot of nonsense! Another oppressively hot night!

28 January 2007

Early start proves somewhat wasted as our attempts to turn round in the car park and avoid getting stuck in the sand outside sees us get stuck in the sand in the car park instead. Any plans to make the Benin border are thwarted as all attempts to dig ourselves out prove futile and after 4 hours the truck is up to the top of its wheel arches in sand. The rest of the day is spent lounging on the beach while a group of 6 or more hardy locals use a jack and logs to try and extricate the truck from its sandy grave. Just when we start to discuss burying the truck and walking away or the possibility of getting a tow out the jacking and underpinning with logs proves successful and we are back on terra firma facing towards the exit. Unfortunately it is 10 hours since we first set out and have little option but to pitch our tents and try again in the morning.

Relevant songs….. Toto … Africa (genius), Bob Marley and Trenchtown, Bernard Cribbins…There I was diggin’ this ‘ole! Etc….

At least the afternoon on the beach was entertaining as hundreds of well to do Togolese pack the beach. Every group seem to have its own music system and competes in terms of volume with their neighbours. In terms of dancing it would appear that the preferred technique is to stick your bum as far out as possible and then waddle while doing a chicken impersonation. Very popular but can’t see it taking on in the UK. Still the men on stilts were good and the only disappointment was the amount of rubbish the better off part of Togolese society left behind them.

Retire to bed fairly early but difficult to sleep because of a combination of heat and Bob Marley. Now I know many people like Bob Marley but there is a limit and one album played repetitively across an entire continent cannot be good for musical diversity. Thankfully it is turned off before I have a chance to take an axe to the speakers!

29 January 2007

Second time lucky! We manage to get out of the campsite and onto tarmac. 40 minutes later and we arrive at the border with Benin. Togo is only 56km wide so crossing it does not take long especially with half decent roads. I cannot close the chapter on Togo without a few snippets of info. Togo was a German protectorate from 1884 until the end of the First World War. This marked a special period in Togolese History as the beaches were covered in towels from very early in the morning. After World War One the British and French grabbed the territory and divided it between them. The English bit went to Ghana, the French bit became Togo. What follows in recent decades has all been about Gnassinbe Eyadema. In 1963 he was one of a group of soldiers who assassinated the then President. Power was handed over before Eyadema wrestled it back in 1967. Since then Eyadema has pretty much ruled with an iron fist and a good deal of controversy. Never out of power for long, elections have been fraudulent or political opponents driven into exile or banned from running for power on various ‘trumped up’ charges.

Right back to the Benin border….we go to get our exit visa stamped and Fran who is clearly miles away is asked where she is going. After two failed attempts by the customs official I answer ‘Benin’ for her. A second official then starts shouting repeatedly at Fran….’you wake up like this girl, you dreaming?’ Hilarious from my side of the table but then you have to know Fran to understand this in full. Not in the slightest bit happy. Whoops!

Anyway we cross the border with little or no fuss and head into Benin. We drive through Cotonou (means death apparently – all Voodoo links) and head to Ganvié where some of the team go for a boat tour of the stilt village which Tom applied his ‘actually it was alright’ catchphrase to. I myself head for the air conditioned Western Union bank to get some cash changed and the Boulangerie and Patisserie for a lemon Danish ….. think I got the better deal. The market place in Ganvié has all the hustle and bustle you might expect and gives many examples of how the West African’s overcome the need for Maternity Leave. Not sure if Karen (who has a few months to go before number two arrives) would want to follow this lead but you simply strap the baby to your back, pile your belongings on your head and crack on with the task at hand….none of this sitting on the sofa watching Kilroy and Trisha for 6 months. Apologies if this sounds sexist I only seek to provide alternatives to those with child!

Anyway enough of the drivel, we head north and bush camp after taking a dead end into the forest much to the amusement of 3 local women with a small child who stand at the back of the truck watching us for a couple of hours! A lot of things crawling around and the with leaves a foot across falling from the trees there is a fair bit to keep you on your toes as we sit around having tea. Very early night especially as Benin is 1hr ahead of Togo and the UK!

30 January 2007

Leave out bush camp and head for Abomey, once capital of the Fon kingdom, Dahomey (which became the country’s post colonial name for a while), and its fearsome female fighters. Now a Unesco site Abomey’s Royal palace dates from 1645 when the 3rd king built the first palace, each subsequent King added another layer or palace to the structure which became one of Africa’s most awesome indigenous structures. Unfortunately the 10th King set fire to the lot following defeat by the French (I usually want to destroy things when we lose to the French so can empathise) what little remains has been lovingly restored and covered in rusting corrugated iron which really tops it off nicely.

After Abomey we head for the joys of Nigeria. Already having been fleeced to the tune of $100 for a visa we hoped the border crossing would be straightforward but still have to wait more than an hour while the temperature tops 100 degrees. Once across the border we head inland for Ibadan our target for camp that evening. Unfortunately 9 police, immigration, passport and people trafficking stops in the space of about 10km takes 3 or 4 hours! At one stop Stuart’s freedom looks in jeopardy as the incompetent official leaps on the fact that he has an Australian and British passport telling him this is illegal. He eventually lets us go but remains unconvinced despite all of us trying in vain to show him the difference between his arse and his elbow. The delays result in us bush camping for the second night in a row….sleeping out in the open in one of the most lawless countries on the planet…top fun. With little water and very little food or gas we throw most of what we have in a pan and go for it. With hindsight changing the gas bottle and possibly not boiling the water fully may have been a bit of a mistake but more of that later. A couple of beers to calm any nerves about our surroundings and we head for bed.

31 January 2007

Up early and on the road with Nigeria’s capital Abuja as our target (now hands up who thought it was still Lagos?). Anyway early progress is limited due to more stops for passport and vehicle checks etc. Just before lunch we reach Ibadan which, together with Lagos, makes up a conurbation of over 21 million people. The lonely planet says of IbadanNigeria’s second most popular city Ibadan is not the prettiest (or cheapest) but at least it’s not Lagos’! Some similarities remain though as some kind casually dressed men throw a block of wood under the front wheels of the truck and then block the back wheels with a bolder. We are told that they are representatives of the local council and they have to sell us permits for loading/unloading and radio/tv. Stuart asks why neither of them have any uniform and why the allegedly more senior of them has no I.D. The so called main man then produces his I.D which Stuart inspects and then passes to an on looking policeman pointing out that this looks nothing like him. The policeman seems very reluctant to get involved and Stuart’s various ploys to wriggle out including removing the obstacles simply lead to more angry exchanges. Eventually Stu agrees to pay the charge if he can do so at a local council office and walks away with the policeman who assures him that this is normal procedure and a valid charge (at this point we are honoured by a royal flypast of the Nigerian porker division!). After negotiating them down to $200 we leave them behind with the advice to ‘wear a mask next time’ and head in search of the infamous security road to Abuja. Not sure the Nigerian dictionary has a definition of security.....it probably just says see scams, internet fraud, highway robbery, bandits and kidnapping of oil workers. Incidentally my idea of a group of us getting a bush taxi across the Nigerian Delta, each wearing a T-Shirt with the Shell logo and Senior Manager on it is quickly rejected.

Meanwhile……Just when we were starting to believe the hype about Nigeria, a Military Policeman offers to show us the way to the Abuja road and jumps on board guiding us round an increasingly hot, dusty and noisy Ibadan. Heading off for Abuja progress is again slow and we are still stopped despite our bright shiny permits. The plan was to drive through the night and make Abuja but at one of the police stops we are advised not to drive at night as armed bandits are hijacking vehicles further down the road. Reluctantly we find a bush camp which is little more than a ploughed field a hundred yards from the main road but beggars can’t be choosers. It is at this point that myself and Su are hit by a lurgy with stomach cramps followed by headaches, nausea etc…..I head straight for my tent and am supplied with a carrier bag and water. Lying in a tent, in the dark, in Nigeria, in the middle of nowhere being sick into a bag is bad enough however it soon gets worse. I fail to notice that the bag has a hole in it so I am soon lying in my own vomit. With no energy to move I simply go to sleep or at least I would have done had it not been for the local happy clapping church who have invested in a huge p.a system and respond in unison to an overenthusiastic preacher for what feels like hours. I can honestly say I have never felt less religious in my life. When gun shots ring out in the direction of the road later that evening, the suspicion is that they were firing at the speakers. If so I am not sure a court in the land could convict them, well not a court in this land at least.

The evening gets more bizarre as in the middle of the night we are woken by a herd of cows that walk through the middle of our tightly arranged camp…..I did have to get this point confirmed as I thought I was losing the plot completely. Early morning brings a new peril; the feeling that I have 200 acrobats doing downward spirals through my intestinal tract. The more squeamish of you might wish to look away at this point. Now with no head torch and very little time I try to find my shorts, sandals, toilet roll and a working pair of legs to get out of my tent and dig a whole in the ground….how can I put this…..let’s just say for any Americans reading, this is not Hollywood and there was no happy ending for the lead role on this occasion.

1 February 2007

We try to break camp at 6.30 but a few more have been struck down the theory being that the lack of gas/inability to boil the water for long enough was our downfall. We leave at 7 and spend a very long day on the road with only toilet stops and no time to get breakfast or lunch. Not that I was complaining as I spent most of the day asleep on the mattresses at the back….. not before cranking up the amp and sticking Johnny Cash’s Ring of Fire on. Yes I know it’s an old one but……I was going to follow it with Nina Simone - Feeling Good, Elvis Costello’s Accidents will happen and The Eurythmics Here comes the rain again but suspected a riot brewing……

We eventually make Abuja after more stops including one where the armed police choose (that’s 20,000 words!!) to board the truck and search Alan’s bag (he was wearing a South African rugby shirt so no sympathy from me). He is asked various questions about his Dogon mask, which they ask him to wear, and given lots of praise about his binoculars. All very weird! Lots of smiles though! Abuja has long been an oasis on the trip as we found out some time ago that we were staying at the Sheraton. Alas it is the Sheraton truck depot – an area of scrubland which the lucky residents of the hotel will never see. The toilets are 150 yards away up the hill and round the tennis courts and with stomachs still uncertain many of us are overjoyed when Stu (who is not well either) tracks down a cheap hotel as an alternative.

2 February 2007

Not much achieved other than a little bit of time in the Internet and checking on who else has been struck down. Other than that it’s sleep, washing clothes, tent and rollmat. The high point of the day was Scooby Do and Dangermouse on Nigerian TV which was then topped a few hours later by Nigerian Who wants to be a Millionaire….the £16,000 equivalent question was which ocean is the Seychelles in….she went for ask the audience but 26% went for the Antarctic with a similar amount going for Indian….the fastest finger question was place these animals in order of size starting with the smallest first…..mouse, chicken, crocodile and elephant. One bloke got it wrong and several took 10 seconds or more to work it out….all quite worrying really! Unrelated but did you know that Nigeria’s is home to 20% of Africa’s entire population.

3 February 2007

Leave Abuja for the 500km journey north east via Jos (Jesus our saviour) to Bauchi and the Yankari nature reserve. A much more pleasant view of Nigeria which, I hope, does the country a lot more justice. All police stops are friendly with many even entertaining, with officials bored of standing by the road all day practicing marching drills or just wanting to pass the time of day and wish us well. We arrive at Yankari in the dark and struggle through dinner preparation with us all feeling more than a little weary. By the time we hit the bar it’s gone ten. Tom, Stu and Fran return from sampling the Wiki Warm Springs highly excited by the fact they could hear a lion breathing as they swam in the springs. A later roar from the bush and other reports confirms that they are not losing the plot.

Sat talking to the other overlanders parked up at the campsite we are slightly worried to hear that they just missed a hijacking by bandits choosing to bushcamp under a bridge and seeing the next four trucks stopped by a group of gunmen swarming all over the road and scattering the occupants back from whence they came in search of cover. As I said we are glad to be well clear of the Delta!

4 February 2007

At last a cold night and the sleeping bag actually serves a purpose rather than doubling as my pillow. The morning is spent bathing in the spring water, a channel 10m wide by 100m long, fairly strong currents and the feeling that it’s the first bath any of us have had since November. Absolute bliss and we are all feeling cleaner and better as a result. The afternoon’s game drive falls a bit flat as we cannot get the truck down many of the tracks and get nowhere near the one pan that would give us our best chance of seeing Lions and Elephants but at least we catch the second half of the Spurs v Man Utd game.

5 February 2007

We are woken at 6 by a troop of twenty or so Baboons on the prowl and looking for mischief. After tearing apart a couple of tents from another overland truck yesterday they clearly cannot be trusted to play nicely. Within minutes they are all over the truck leaping from the trees onto the roof, chasing and fighting one another stopping only to display some fairly impressive breakdancing routines. Stuart and Dylan who sleep on the truck have no chance and attempts to move them on fail until one of the game wardens approaches with a gun and they all scatter to the four winds.

We leave for a game drive round the reserve with seven of us in the back of a pick-up with two more sat inside. It feels great to be out in a reserve again and brings back great memories of time spent looking for Ellies, Leopards etc in Phinda and Tembe (South Africa). A great morning. Loads of birdlife, a couple of breeding herds of ellies, Hartebeest (a first for me) and a herd of stampeding buffalo.

We leave for the long drive to Calabar but only get 30km out of the reserve when the hose for the power steering fluid ruptures and we grind to a halt. Initial efforts to patch things up fail and Dylan and Tom eventually get a lift to a nearby village for the necessary parts. Its boiling hot and we sit for 3 hours fighting off the flies before we get back on the road and head back towards Jos where we bushcamp for the night. As usual the time is not wasted and the theme for the afternoon is monkey related songs…

Primate Dancer by Tina Turner

Hanging Around by the Stranglers

Silverback by Justin Timberlake etc.

6 February 2007

Head through Jos and south towards Calabar. Initial progress is good but a couple of attempted scams (road tax!) and a stop for not having seat belts where the policeman threatens to impound the vehicle. This one is particularly rich as several trucks drive past with Nigerians clinging to ever corner. We stop at the bank to get cash but it is unable to change money. Instead the manager sends a teller with us to find a black marketeer that will, he also shows us to a cyber café (does not work) and a market. It’s a contradictory old place Nigeria.

In fading light we eventually find a spot to bushcamp. Almost in the middle of a village we are visited by the chief who returns with his brothers and the rest of his family and even takes away and fills some of our Jerry cans. Extremely hospitable, wants nothing in return and just says god will see us return. This is fairly typical of the sort of welcome the vast majority of Nigerians have given us. Directions are given readily and with a smile, people just want to chat and while scams do exist I have been left with a very positive view of Nigeria. One lady actually ran out to the truck to give Su the change she had forgotten.

Other observations of Nigeria….

There are two types of Petrol station – government and private. The government run ones are cheaper and as a result have huge queues (100 vehicles plus) as and when they actually have fuel which bizarrely is in short supply!

Everyone drives with one hand on the horn constantly pipping as they overtake or as a warning to anyone who cares to listen.

Lots of signs on buildings or land saying ~This building /land is not for sale –beware 419. I can only assume that this is to prevent some sort of scam.

People shout white man or master at you a lot.

7 February 2007

Up at 5.30 and on the road by 7 but not before the chief and his entourage have returned to watch us have breakfast and wave us on our way. He also brings us a huge bucket of oranges and cashew fruit. Can’t say I would recommend the latter as the texture is a bit strange and a whole one will glue your teeth together. Very welcome all the same and we reciprocate by giving him all the empty plastic bottles we have (very useful and well received in these here parts).

A long day on the road. We eventually reach the Welcome to Paradise City Hotel after failing to get into the Drill ranch because the American woman who runs it says the septic tank is broken (a septic without a septic). The Oasis Overland truck is here and after a shower and a shave (the first since Abuja on 2 February) we head out for a few quiet beers and some street food (bits of gristle wrapped in paper with loads of paprika). Oh nearly forgot, we stop at the Cameroon embassy for visas and Stu thinks it funny to tell us all that they have stopped doing them and that we have to go back to Abuja…. The reaction on the truck varies from furious rage to hilarious laughter. Revenge will be had!